Scion of NLP

For all my NLP students and colleagues out there, here are a few NLP jokes that I’ve found around the internet…

Q. Why did the NLPer cross the road?

A. It’s not important. what is important is how specifically did they cross the road?

Q. What NLP techniques do speed seducers like most?

A. In Bedded Commands!

Q. How many meta modelers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. In what way, exactly, would you like it to be ”changed”?

Q. How many milton modelers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Think about it.

Q. How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb.

A. 1 – but it must reeeally want to change

Q. Why did the man give his photo albumn to Richard Bandler?

A. He wanted the pictures reframed.

Q. Why was the NLPer so happy?

A. Because he met a model.

Q. How many metaphors to change a light bulb?

A. Many hands make light work!

Q. How does the egomaniac screw in a lightbulb?

A. He just holds the bulb up to the light fitting and the whole world revolves around him.

  If you have any more please feel encouraged to share them with us…

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